it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
How drunk are you?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.