Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
How external is "for external use only"?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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