i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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