so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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