He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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We left the knife in your bed.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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