The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Randomize
