My liver just broke up with me...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize