Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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