Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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