therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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