It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
How's work?
Spinning.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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