is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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