At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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