She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
