I intend to get homeless drunk
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
The cops high fived after they tackled you
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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