god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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