I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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