Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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