Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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