Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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