I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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