is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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