i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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