That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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