absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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