i think my mom watched the whole time
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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