Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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