Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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