Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Randomize
