dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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