Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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