I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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