on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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