k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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