I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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