No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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