I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think I won the penis lottery.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
