I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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