So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
