Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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