Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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