I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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