She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
this beer tastes like vomit already
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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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