we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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