okay pat passed out under dana's car
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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