He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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