I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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