Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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