also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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