Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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