Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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