We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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