It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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