We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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