Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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